by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

by 200 IQ May 28, 2019

by mickey g. November 14, 2007

by Xader726 aka not funny man 65 August 10, 2019

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.
Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
by frggerz October 23, 2020

by little miss sugakookie June 5, 2017

An endearing term one screams at a friend from a long distance to make him or her laugh(traditionally, taking them by surprise). The Hey pussy act was first performed by former MLB third baseman for the Detroit Tigers, while yelling it out the car window at a friend jogging(Marty had is young son and nephews in the car at the time).
The Hey Pussy(pronounced hey poossseeee) has recently gained traction, and now is frequently used around Southern California as a way to embarrass/make friends laugh from afar. The endearing insult can be applied/received by either sex.
The Hey Pussy(pronounced hey poossseeee) has recently gained traction, and now is frequently used around Southern California as a way to embarrass/make friends laugh from afar. The endearing insult can be applied/received by either sex.
2 men a car:
Man 1: hey there’s Gavin walking with a couple coworkers on his way to Starbucks for lunch
Man 2: we should Hey Pussy him
(Window rolls down)
Man 1: Hey Poossseeee
(Laughter ensues within the confines of the vehicle, and a confused and startled friend chuckles after realizing he got Hey Pussy’d)
Man 1: hey there’s Gavin walking with a couple coworkers on his way to Starbucks for lunch
Man 2: we should Hey Pussy him
(Window rolls down)
Man 1: Hey Poossseeee
(Laughter ensues within the confines of the vehicle, and a confused and startled friend chuckles after realizing he got Hey Pussy’d)
by Dave Albritton February 21, 2021
