helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 07, 2018

Helen Keller

Immune to flash bangs and can only taste the phosphorus.

Solider : Throw a flash bang at her
Helen Keller : .......
It's not very effective

by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 December 10, 2015

helen keller

fake ass hoe who is a liar

helen keller is stupid

by acr29212921 May 09, 2020

Helen Keller

She was the first female pilot.

Bro they found Helen Keller’s plane crash yesterday.

by hitlersdeadmama August 22, 2019

Helen Keller

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.

"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"

by Parallaxative March 10, 2020

Helen Keller

Who you become when you look at the eclipse

Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller

by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017