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Hamilton Handshake

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.
Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**
by Senor Musk March 29, 2007
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Hamilton International Middle School

Also known as H.I.M.S.

The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
by Babbity Rabbity January 6, 2011
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hamilton accie

derogatory remark,racist comment,used in scotland at times.

A Pakistani or more generally, a person who is perceived to be a Pakistani often applied to persons of any South Asian or Middle Eastern origin or indeed immigrant. Although deriving from the word Pakistan ,Paki became offensive during the 1960s when used by british citizens to refer to immigrants in a racist manner.
check oot the hamilton accie,hes a belter!
by buckleheid February 7, 2008
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Hamilton, AL

A city in NW Alabama known for its many problems, mainly drug abuse and gang activity. The most notorious of these is the Crapes, who are known for the color lavender and their moose gang symbol.
John: Hey I'm thinkin bout goin to Hamilton, AL tonight. You wanna roll?
Joe: Naw man I'm good. I don't do meth, plus I heard the Crapes were real bad in that area.
by aydohburt February 28, 2011
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Hamilton Accies

1. Scottish rhyming slang for racist term "Pakis"

2. (Accies) A corner shop in Scotland.

3. A football (soccer) team from the west of Scotland. Full title: Hamilton Academical.

The usage of 1 & 2 is linked- due to the large numbers of Pakistani and Indian immigrants who owned shops. Usage is sparse nowadays- except in the West of Scotland, around Motherwell and Hamilton- where the obvious geographical link between the phrase and the place of usage is apparent. Definition 2 is also acceptable in Northern Ireland.
1. I'm not keen on all these Hamilton Accies coming over here and stealing our jobs.

2. I'm heading round the Accies. You wanting anything?

3. "And the final scores are Hamilton Academical; two, Motherwell; nil."
by Rickykaka August 25, 2010
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hamilton guys

Guys from the town Hamilton, New Jersey. They all look the same for the most part; Bieber hair, stupid snapbacks, asshole personality, and smoke weed cause they think its cool but its not. They think every girl in Hamilton is a slut.. thats cause they only go after the popular, preppy, girls. Popularity isnt everything. All the popular girls recycle eachother's relationships, which makes them slutty. If Hamilton guys dated non popular girls, they would be amazed at how smart, funny, beautiful, and classy we are.
hamilton guys: ILL ONLY GO OUT WITH YOU IF YOU HAVE 200 LIKES ON YOUR PICTURE AND ARE A CHEERLEADER!

non popular hamilton girl: wtf what am i doing wrong D:

popular hamilton girl: HAHAHAH ILL LAUGH AT EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND ACT STUPID ON PURPOSE HEHEHE IM SO CUTE HMU TUMBLR FO LIFE EVEN THOUGH MY BLOG SUCKS<3
by a classy non-air headed girl December 28, 2011
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Hamilton, Ontario

A large city (actually an amalgamation of 6-9 villages/towns/cities) in southern Ontario, Canada, pop. 400,000+. The city would be wondrously beautiful with its comely skyline, fetching mountain, and broad sweeps of water... except for the giant brown steel district which the city planners rather witlessly ran a "scenic" expressway in front of, so that every passerby sees it. Idiots.
The speaker recognizes the member for Hamilton... and the smog.
by Sheila Kopps, do ya hear me? August 22, 2004
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