The kind of guy your super judgmental grandma would still love. A Gunner is a true Casanova who has more ladies than Kylie Jenner has Instagram followers. Mr. Steal Yo Woman? More like Mr. Steal Yo Woman, Yo Girlfriend, Yo Mom, Yo social Security Nu... whoops, too far, but you get the point! Once any woman lays eyes on this unstoppable force, there’s no use trying to shield her attention. No use checking this dude’s vibe, your vibe doesn’t even COMPARE to his. He is, as 80’s boomers would say, totally rad. All in all, if your friends with a Gunner, then your pretty lucky to be friends with such an awesome dude.
“Did you hear he got asked out by twelve girls just last week?!”
“Yeah, my girlfriend ditched me for him, and he didn’t even say yes to her.”
“Dang, what a cool guy, he is such a Gunner.”
“Yeah, my girlfriend ditched me for him, and he didn’t even say yes to her.”
“Dang, what a cool guy, he is such a Gunner.”
by ZestyPadre104 February 19, 2020
Get the Gunnermug. Gunneritis (n.)
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
by BurgerBucks March 11, 2025
Get the GUNNERITISmug. by Jimothy von Stevens November 24, 2021
Get the Gunnermug. A name typically given to an asshole dog who digs in the garbage, whines at a closed doors after invites, eats panties from the hamper & destroys holiday food sitting on the counter. No matter how many times he's punished a Gunner shows no remorse.
Gunner has no respect! His owners spoil him with walks, treats & car rides and he still doesn't listen. That Gunner is a real dick!
by Rza077 April 14, 2017
Get the Gunnermug. A person with the name Gunner is usually mean! If u were you I would stay away from anyone by the name of Gunner. Most Gunners are really hot/cute on the outside but on the inside they are a piece of SHIT!
by I have a vagina July 11, 2018
Get the Gunnermug. by Poophole screwer June 8, 2022
Get the Gunners plugmug. Get the Gunnermug.