A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008
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by tss011 September 11, 2011
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A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.
by anthony lom. December 28, 2005
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by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006
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A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * December 28, 2005
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A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
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by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
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