Never Grotto

THE NEVER GROTTO IS A LARGE HOLE IN SPACE WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS A BLACK HOLE

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by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

Grotto

The swedish translation for - bye and hello

Grotto Kathleen. How are you doing?

I'm gonna go now, Grotto!

by K&A Incorporated August 1, 2009

Gritty

The cross between nasty and nice. Dirty, but not to the point of grimy. To be gritty is to be grimy in all the right ways, and classy in the others. Being gritty is good--it's a lifestyle. It's like having a little bit of grimy spice on your otherwise classy life.

George: "What happened to your new Mercedes?!"
Kevin: "I backed it into a stop sign. It looks so grimy now."
George: "But, I mean, it's still such a nice car."
Kevin: "I guess I'm just rockin' that gritty look now."

by BuyOurShirtsPls July 18, 2017

gritty

Describing anything, anyplace OR anyone that is dirty. Slutty. Nasty. Sometimes ugly, and definately Grimey. Or Gross. Usually used to describe females, certain males, and most nightclubs/bars.

"Who the fuck does Mel think she is? She is SUCH a gritty bitch. And we are SOOO not friends anymore!" Diana said, angrily.

"I know... right?!" replied Brianne.

"She's just as gritty as the Pulse on Wednesday Night!" Keri followed.

"I know... right?!" replied Brianne... again.

by Seeing is always believing January 6, 2008

Grottoes

A small town located in Virginia where the lowest trailer trash and wannabe blacks live. Everyone smokes pot and gets drunk every weekend. If you don't hunt, you're considered the lowest of society and you are shunned from their existence. The 'cool' thing for kids to do is to walk to the Food Lion and hang out while they are high off of Febreze. Kids here think they are rich if they have more than $20 and own 1/4 a pound of pot. The cops here are out to get you because there are a total of 16 speeding traps in the city. Mexicans here are considered cool, which is how you know this town is low.

I went to Grottoes last weekend and my butthole still hurts. Not a place you wanna go, man.

by MyCityy April 5, 2011

Grotts

When a man starts burrowing into an asshole first with his hands like a dog then sticks his face in it making the sounds "Om nom nom nom" like a rabid animal. After he makes a big opening, he sticks a rather large object like a bone, or animal, into the anus opening that eventually hangs out when the other person walks away leaving a saggy bottom and crooked walk.

Look at that dude limping. Naw man, see how his pants are hanging a little low, too? He MUST'VE gotten the grotts earlier.

by Chunky Luvr August 5, 2011

Gritty Boys

A group of gritsters that get greasy in Ames 24/7.

Hey did you see those gritty boys last night at Paddys? They were all blacked the fuck out!

by Mr. Hooneynana September 9, 2022