Jager Grenade

A Jager Grenade is a variation on a Jager Bomb. It consist's of a glass of Red Bull or Monster (Like a Jager Bomb) and two tall shot glasses. One of Jager and the other being either Sambuca or Tequila. The two shots are rested next to each other over the Red Bull. You can then do one of two things. Either "pull the pin" by doing the Sambuca or Tequila shot and then downing the remaining Jager Bomb. Or you can pour both shots in to the Red Bull then down the Red Bull with both shots in it. The 2nd being preferred when you are in a busy bar and drinks get knocked over.

You: Can we get two Jager Grenades?
Bar: Sure, Sambuca or Tequila?
You: Sambuca

by Kyle93 October 25, 2012

jumping on the grenade

When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns

"Man I ain't jumping on the grenade this timn. I did it last time"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

plasma grenade

The ugly ass girl of the bunch that thinks she has a chance and will stalk, until she is either diffused or explodes.

That plasma grenade was following my boy around all night, tryin to mack. We knew she had to be diffused before she blew up.

by war_wonton November 17, 2010

Grenade Launcher

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.

by milty08204 January 8, 2010

h-grenade

Name given to someone whose name starts with H and is worth it. Could sometimes be used for a hot girl or for a teacher that you have.

Wow h-grenade is looking great today, i just want to get into her pants.
or
Man I just want to pull h-grenades pin and she her explode.

Man H-grenade's class was gerat today.

by Hugh Jass Crack December 16, 2008

Grenade Launching

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.

Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.

by witekastle September 28, 2010

grenade whore

Someone who throws a lot of grenades in Halo.

You grenade whore! You just wait until I turn infinite grenades off!

by Napster August 30, 2004