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Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die
Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025
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The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.
Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro
by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019
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Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
by RL91 July 4, 2022
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graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII
Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out
by Black lives matter July 7, 2019
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Graveyard Chain

Where an inevitable queue of people are waiting to enter a graveyard
by undies4sale September 6, 2022
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Graveyard Cone

When you cant be fucked cleaning ash out of the cone piece, so you just chuck some baccy on top and sink it.
After Connor finished complaining to Stuart about his filthy cone piece, he ordered a graveyard cone for brunch.
by hotsource November 28, 2022
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Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.
Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.
by Bobs son November 4, 2008
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