grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

granspread

Derived from "manspread", meaning an elderly person (ie a GRANdpa or GRANdma) who is obnoxiously indifferent to how others feel about their behavior in public.

Man, this lady I sat next to at the movies was using her giant smartphone throughout the previews. When I told her the glare was a bit intense and asked her to put it away she said with out a hint of irony "I will", and kept using it for 5 more minutes. Then, throughout the movie she chewed gum loudly and farted at least twice. Talk about granspreading!

by figment20 August 10, 2016

arrow grape

The appearance of an arrow shaped gap between a buttnaked womans legs. pointing towards the holy grape defined by her curvy but and the space between her legs

Phwoar.. look at the arrow grape on her!!

by bretty888 February 26, 2014

bust a grape

Become violent. Snap out

Jim bust a grape and got a month in ad seg.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

seedless grape gang

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"

"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"

by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009

grape vine

friends or aquaintences you hear gossip from

i heard from the grape vine you've been talking shit.

by k-pog August 21, 2004

Grapefruit Technique

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.

when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.

by lil bo pussy June 16, 2018