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Gardening Olympics

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011
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grade a bitch

A person that is very good at being a bitch or a person that acts like a real bitch
Person #1: you are the most ugliest person I every seen in my life.

Person#2: you are a grade a bitch
by amanda blackass June 8, 2016
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weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.
Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.
by DDT4U October 14, 2012
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7th grader

This is coming from a current 7th grader.

A lot of them give us a bad name. They can't spell, they think they can DATE in 7th grade (Some think they're in LOVE. How funny is that?), and their Myspaces are cluttered with Glitter Graphics. A LOT of the guys are immature. All they do is make sexual jokes and say "That's what she said." Some think they're emo. Some will be wanna-be scene kids next year. (Judging by all the 8th graders.)

I'm nothing like that. I'm in 7th grade, and I like George Michael and Tom Jones. I do not dress like a slut and I don't think I'm superior to anybody. I'm not obnoxious.

The rest are just normal 7th graders. You can't really write a definition for '7th grader' because they're all different.
This is a 7th grader's Facebook status. She's from my school.

"stayed up all night talkinn' to himm. he isz my liyyfe now (:"

Next day: (No, I'm serious, the NEXT day.)

"I'm tired of thisz bullshit! I'm single, and staying that way! (:"

The next week she had a new boyfriend, and she broke up with him a day later and called him a fag.
by No Jacket Required January 26, 2010
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1st grader

A yummy snack for the family. Great for thanksgiving dinner
can we eat a 1st grader for dinner tonight
by yummy1stgrader September 30, 2019
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Garden Spot High School

The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.
hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.
by blacklab43 January 2, 2012
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Grade A Bullshit

Kinda like maple syrup, the highest quality of bullshit possible. Bullshit that is so unbelievable it deserves the rating of grade A
"ref makes a terrible call that loses a game for a team"

Player ( Losing team ): This is some grade A Bullshit. I have never seen any ref make such a fucking bad call
by Babalooba August 30, 2014
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