by BlutoPKS March 4, 2006
Get the Goosed-it mug.1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the goose mug.A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.
by TheRotArm July 7, 2004
Get the goose mug.A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!
That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 21, 2006
Get the goose mug.A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.
1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it
2. Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I flew with the Goose.
2. Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I flew with the Goose.
by LB797979 January 15, 2010
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