Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025

Gooner

A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie

Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!

by Goonking December 27, 2024

gooner sauce

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner

Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.

Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.

by ThatFreak6996 January 5, 2024

gooner

A male who beats his meat often, and/or is chronically online.

____ Is such a gooner! they're online like 24/7.

by king_geuce June 26, 2025

gooner

you. we all know you beat yo shlong imaginary fine shyts

that fat guy is such a gooner he pmo

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025