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Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness
Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop
by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025
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Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024
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Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat
Zane is such a gooner
by Decccyyy March 5, 2025
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Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off
Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts
by suckrforme May 28, 2024
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Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.
I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.
by George Corn October 19, 2025
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Gooner Game

A game that oversexualizes their characters and their fanbase generally consists of gooners.
"Hey have you seen the new game Zenless Zone Zero?"
"Nah man thats a gooner game i aint playing that gay shit"
by Ashton<3 January 5, 2025
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