Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

Gooner by papadanky January 9, 2026

Gooner

A gooner is someone whose compulsive fixation on pornography becomes more important than their relationship, repeatedly choosing porn over honesty, trust, intimacy, and their partner’s emotional wellbeing. They can't stop gooning, even when they know it could cost them the relationship.

A gooner is someone in a relationship who'd rather edge or good, then fuck. They choose porn over their partners because they are pathetic (probably in bed too)

"i just KNOW he's sitting at home gooning all day!"

"He's such a loser in the bedroom"

Gooner by Gf of a Gooner July 27, 2026

Gooner

The wrestler Gunther, according to the wrestler Danhausen.

Danhausen: “Pleasure to meet you, Gooner! Big fan!” *extends hand*

*Gunther appears agitated and ignores Danhausen*

Gooner by KINGnightmare September 3, 2026

Gooner Man 

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

Gooner Man by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

gooner sauce 

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

Gooner Handshake by suckrforme May 28, 2024

gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption

guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year

gooner trapping by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024