Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.

Wow i want that goofy goober.

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008

Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

Goofy Goober

Derogatory Phrase used against cotton pickers

Get back to the fields you fucking goofy goober

by Cotton_Lover420 June 29, 2022

Goofy Goober

Someone who is a complete spacktard

Look at these goofy goobers

by vegyburger November 17, 2016

Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017

Goody Goody

Substitute of better, should be used to compare people only. Initial use was to refer to people with low IQ.

There are some Good people, there are some Goody Goody people.

by NeezYou January 19, 2019