Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject

I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

by Angela Brown May 15, 2005

goobery

Lame, silly, not cool. It is used sometimes to describe an action, but can be used to describe just about anything that is not good.

"Bob, that was a goobery thing to do."

by T.Cape August 28, 2008

goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being

"oooh tis a goober fish"

by dubtronics September 11, 2009

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005