I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014

who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand

Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....

by el deportante April 28, 2008

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.

Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

by Morty c-137 December 31, 2017

give 'em the skids

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.

sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!

by m.gutz May 12, 2011

I don't give a fuck

This phrase in used when a person is not interested or doesn't care about what others do or say.

Dick:please give my phone i have to call my girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.

by Greek warrior November 11, 2013

Mark give me the Z U C C

Something Mark Zuckerberg's wife yells at him in bed.

"Oh, MARK GIVE ME THE Z U C C!!!!!"

by MachoMan098 July 17, 2017

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.

Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007