glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024

Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024

Glooning

The mixture of Glazing and Gooning, Ultimately meaning your Glazing whilst gooning over someone.

"You're literally Glooning over Nick Chaves"

by Gooner22 October 14, 2024

Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.

No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!

by BeardownNinja March 7, 2025

Goobington

Goobington, a joke for a friend

“THEY ARE EATING GOOBINGTONS!”

by GartSimpson July 27, 2025