globalShit

A subsidiary of Deutsche Lufthansa AG and run by a crackhead named laceboyo.

I was on my connection flight from Munich with globalShit and the plane crashed faster than I finished with your mom last night.

by laceboyo May 4, 2021

globalga

Globalga is used to define my fave & global superstar Lady Gaga!

My fave Globalga's album Chromatica just reached #1 in Kingdom of Arrendale Shazam Charts! Taylocal could never.

by Txmii May 9, 2023

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

Global Comfortabling

In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.

I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.

by tastycat April 2, 2007

GLOBAL

Buzz word used by today's large American employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offshored or moved overseas.

Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for

Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie

Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.

Manager: "ComTech is moving toward becoming a GLOBAL corporation."

Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."

by Sir Rutherford January 28, 2011

Gloaming

A word used, mainly in the musical Brigadoon, to mean twilight or dusk.

"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon

by Cricket Brody August 7, 2008

global

This term comes from the video game World of Warcraft. To "global" someone means to kill them almost instantly, in the space of one global cooldown (about 1 to 1.5 seconds).

LOL GET GLOBALED KID.

by vurt August 2, 2012