When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...
by Glitter Bandit October 11, 2014
Get the Glitter Banditmug. another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
by Zhi March 13, 2008
Get the glitter checkmug. Dammit man the country is filled with all these damn glitter back pansies that don't know which gotdamn bathroom to use... I'm tired of it
by ItchyBloodFarts May 6, 2020
Get the Glitter Backmug. When two heterosexual males engage in a movie night consisting entirely of the Twilight Trilogy. There are no losers in the Glitter Game; only winners.
by #ballsdeep May 4, 2014
Get the Glitter Gamemug. by Jason Merrill August 8, 2017
Get the glitter snatchmug. by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017
Get the snorting glittermug. by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015
Get the Shit Glittermug.