Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
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When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.
Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019
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1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
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Get the GirthusMaximus mug.Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
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Get the Garthok mug.A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.
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