19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021
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a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022
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National Girlfriend day

today is a day were you must hold your girlfriends hand

Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!
National Girlfriend day is a day where you do stuff with your girlfriend
by Gæsus October 2, 2021
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Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.
Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day
by Ptr094 September 24, 2022
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