Girlfriend

Something that doesn't actually exist

"Girlfriends are mythical creatures'

Girlfriend by SonicSpeedster6-alt May 30, 2018

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Girlfriend

Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.

I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.

id rather fuck a whore for 20.

Girlfriend by Mayge December 12, 2008

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girlfriend

a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak

i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef

girlfriend by asian August 8, 2006

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Girlfriend

Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain

Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!

Girlfriend by d_reck573 April 7, 2009