gift treaty 

A gift treaty is an agreement that you make with your friends, family members, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife that declares you will not exchange gifts on holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

"Once my brother and I started exchanging gift cards for 50 bucks on holidays we decided it was pointless so we agreed on a gift treaty."

gift treaty by rufusclay November 9, 2013

gift for gift 

It asical means you give a gift to someone and they pay you back with a gift

Aye u tryna do a gift for gift?

gift for gift by Younaaammmeeeit January 9, 2017

gift of gab 

Yet another offering in the category of brain numbing, extremist and irresponsible social media sites chock-full-O COVID conspiracy theories, vaccine misinformation and underground anti-science propaganda.

Hey, did you hear on Twitter that the my pillow guy is going to be reinstated as vice president when SCOTUS overturns the 2020 election?
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.

gift of gab by YAWA August 28, 2021

gift that keeps on giving 

syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.

you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner

gift that keeps on giving by whhatup69 November 11, 2013

Gift of the Magi

Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

Gift of the Magi by Brett Herron November 10, 2006

Gift Coma 

A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.

Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.

Gift Coma by Mark L Stevens December 21, 2009

gift sex 

similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.

dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that

gift sex by shadow8913 October 15, 2009