geordie

euphamism of dick, knob, wanker, faggot, asshole

god damn fucking geordies

by synen November 16, 2006

geordie

An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.

You are as fat as Geordie

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Geodouche

Some one who takes geocaching way too seriously. A geodouche will also call out a fellow geocacher because it wasn't their first priority in life.

This "geodouche" Chuy was given exact coordinates of a location using multi billion dollar satellite technology called GPS. Because he couldn't find a large concrete monument in the woods, he threatened to turn me in to the geocache website for not making it easy.

by Bow-flex June 8, 2010

georden

A fucked up way to spell jordan often mistaken for gordon or georden (geo - or-den)

If you have ever met a georden, its not their fault. Its their parents fault.

by Saltybuiscuit September 9, 2020

geordie

The accent of a person from Newcastle, England. Most people find the geordie accent sounds friendly, usually are nice people.

Ant and Dec are famous geordies.

by rachellz January 3, 2005

geordie shore

A "reality" tv show based in Newcastle, England, Uk
A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.

I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.

Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.

Girl: Lyk omg r u gunna wach that Geordie Shore

Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?

Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version

Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...

by TheNicestOne June 17, 2011

geordie

A Geordie, a person that lives up north + has the best accent around personally! Dont get on with Sunderland + Middlesborough!

Southern person 1: Do you like chocolate?
Southern person 2: Yes.
Geordie: Way aye man!

by Southern Geordie September 17, 2005