german baby leg

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.

Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "

by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015

gemini♊︎

A Gemini is born May 21 - June 20. Gemini's are most compatible with Aquarius and Libra signs as mostly friendship and romantic relationships. This is because since they are also air signs they will also have an natural understanding of Gemini's mental nature, but the fire signs; Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries have a related spirit has a Gemini and can be a match too. Gemini's most incompatible signs are the water signs; Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio. While the water signs are emotional, Gemini's need excitement. But in some cases Gemini's could be compatible with these signs.

I am a Gemini♊︎ who is best friends with a Cancer. Even though we fight sometimes we always make up we are like siblings :

by saturn_123 November 16, 2021

german dust bowl

The act of blowing across a gaping rectum to make a whistling sound.

It sounded like a train horn when Chad performed a German dust bowl on Samantha!

by MM/GM/NB December 15, 2021

Bi Gemini

Based off a 1979 horoscope reading the Bi Gemini is theory suggests that all Geminis born from 1979 to 1992 are bisexual. According to the theory 1992 was the most predominant year for bisexual behavior.

Wario found out he’s a bi gemini and is embracing it.

by Defnotdmoney February 15, 2021

Germans

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.

Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.

by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

gemini

Zodiac sign for the people who were born between the days of May 21st and June 21st.

They are:
Bubbly
Creative
Hate being bored
Like havig fun

"Selena is a Gemini because she is born on June 21st."

by ThatPink HairedGirl March 13, 2015