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Brexit geezer

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"
by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023
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Getter

A savage motherfucker, who lets shit rip when all others simply give up. No matter how hard, overwhelming, impossible, or dangerous the task at hand may be. A getter will do what shouldn’t be humanly possible to complete whatever task lies in front of them. And it’s not just once. They attack task after task, project after project, and solve problem after problem in this manner. More often than not leaving a path of destruction in their wake. Every aspect of a getters life is balls to the wall and right on the edge of out of control. To them this behavior is the norm. It doesn’t phase them.

The complete opposite of a getter is a Pile. Piles usually outnumber getters 1000/1 so typically they are surrounded by them. Their not hard to spot. Their the ones covered in shit, talking shit to the piles and laughing it off while everybody is crying about lunch breaks. Getter as fuck
I can’t pick these bales up without a winch.

“Fuck you Pile, get the fuck out my way” (as he picks up extremely heavy object like it’s as light as a feather)

“Whoa, how did you do that?”

Not how Pile, why. And the why is because I’m a fucking Getter and your a Pile. Now scrub my rig.
by WiscoKingGetter May 2, 2018
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Geezer

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geterdun

slang. a command to adequately complete a task of pressing importance.

slang. finish it.
Statement: Hey, let's go down to the bar and tip a few back.

Reply: Yeah. Let's geterdun!
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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
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Bucket Getter

Noun : One who Bucket Gets. Used to describe scoring many buckets in basketball. There is only one Bucket Getter named Augie Stanley .
Nick : I wish I was a Bucket Getter like Augie.
by Augie Stanley September 27, 2012
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Pussy Getters

Rubber boots worn with your jeans tucked inside of them.
Before he goes hunting, Jim puts on his pussy getters so his feet will stay dry.
by Scar34 October 7, 2009
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