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Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people
My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay
by Predton December 5, 2019
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magice the gathering

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gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.
by dejaflu September 8, 2010
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Xbox Live Porn Gathering

when a group of people from a certain town trowbridge penatrate eachother electrically
by thefreak101 October 24, 2011
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Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.
Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
by Churcheducator June 19, 2020
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gather girl

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
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Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.
When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
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