Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick

Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her

by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.

Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.

by stingingpaininthebrain May 18, 2022