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gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.
Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!
by Peeeny October 14, 2019
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Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.
Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?
by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017
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gape cake

Gape cake is the art of getting fisted in the anal cavity in but in the pile driver position, extremely rough and usually unpleasant for one of the two people.
I'm so sore from the 10 Gape cakes John gave me last night
by Fehel maballs March 23, 2017
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Gummy Gape

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.
Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.
by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020
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generation gape

(v.) -- to gaze stupidly or in open-mouthed surprise or wonder at someone from another generation for doing or saying something completely surprising or incomprehensible due to the generation gap.
"Whenever I say something old-fashioned to my teenage sons, they just look at me in a totally befuddled way and then generation gape at me in wide-eyed wonder. 'Oh Dad, please!' is what they are thinking, I'm sure!"
by PRwiz101 March 15, 2012
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Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.
Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.
by Luna0021 July 6, 2023
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Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun
ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming
by SM132 September 23, 2023
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