Gamer Gunk

The hard shell of sweat and filth that forms around your balls after multiple 8+ hour gaming sessions where you don't shower for multiple days at a time.

"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"

by Xx_Big Balls_xX October 18, 2021

gamer tan

A complexion of the skin where one is not actually tanned, but instead pale, ostensibly from spending all their time indoors playing video games or working on a computer, and not spending any time out in the sunlight. Also known as a "geek tan".

Megan's spent so much time building that computer, she's worked up a really nice gamer tan.

by Lil' Connor August 30, 2005

gamer palm

An internal pain of the palm, caused by contact with a mousepad from playing computer games for extended periods of time.

I have gamer palm from playing too much Counter-Strike.

by Trizik September 12, 2005

Gamer Bath

A form of group retaliation against a fellow gamer with particularly bad case of gamer stink involving being sprayed down with Febreze or something similar. Due to the physical condition of most gamers, this is almost always done to the offending gamer while s/he is clothed.

Alright, when Fred gets back, he needs a gamer bath.

by Jepster April 11, 2007

Gamer's Insomnia

n. The common illness amoung gamers when a temporary psychological addiction to a video game causes lack of sleep for anywhere between 24-48 hours. Most commonly found in WoW players as a chronic disease.

Justin: Hey Waylon, how's that new game treating you?
Waylon: -Drools.-
Justin: Damn dude, it looks like you have a bad case of Gamer's Insomnia.

by Verroxi February 13, 2010

Gameraism

A religon, where the belief states in the after life you become a kick-ass robotic turtle with jet engines, and come fuck shit up,and make Godzilla look like he doesn't even lift.

gamera beat the fuck out of godzilla, all hail gameraism

by Niggerbeater489 February 12, 2013

Gamer juice

A gamers only "begveraegege" that makes you game harder, first brewed by the chemist, investigator and librarian Berdly Deltarune, with his assistant Noelle Holiday, requested by The Queen

1: "Noelle pass me my gamer juice"
2: "What?"
1: "The gamer juice Noelle, it's a gamers only begveraegege that makes you game harder"

by IsThatParvitz December 10, 2022