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Gumby

Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"
That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"

Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"
by Fats_Mcgee November 6, 2017
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Buda gumby

have you got a buda gumby?
by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024
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Cucky gumbie

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.
My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.
by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021
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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
mugGet the Gumby Torturemug.

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
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gumby

The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.
Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."
by Matthew Fratstar March 26, 2008
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gumbie

A large but loosely contructed stool that is particularly foul smelling you are glad to be rid of.
"I just took the best gumbie, damn! Homeboy wasn't even made properly, yet it reeked so bad."
by V-ampersand'd December 14, 2022
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