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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
mugGet the Gumby Torturemug.

gumby

A fag with a tiny dick.
Gumby is such a fag.
by meezyfbaby11 August 25, 2015
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gumby

The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.
Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."
by Matthew Fratstar March 26, 2008
mugGet the gumbymug.

Gumby

the gummy claymation character was a bit dense and slow talking... Scratching his head in bewilderment... Making single syllable noises "doh" and being awkward.
by WilmerFINGERDO January 7, 2016
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Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.
Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am
by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010
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Gumby

Used to describe dumb looking, usually squishy animals.
Chad: That frog looks so stupid!
Brad: Little gumby baby frog.
by obamasaidso July 1, 2020
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massive gumby

Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.
Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!
by TallRobby September 21, 2009
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