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Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 May 11, 2011
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guidette

jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.
by flomause June 20, 2010
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vice guide

the health cells of fun and communication in the indie and punk scene.
vice guide to sex, drugs, and rock n roll (a.k.a. the bible)
by naofn! July 13, 2006
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TV Guide Purse

Promotion by TV Guide for subscription in late 1990's and early 2000's.

TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.
Jon took his TV Guide Purse with him on the train, filled with feminine products and cheap beer.
by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011
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travel guide

A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:

Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.

This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.
James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay

3 hours later James and George are dead.
by James T. Carson April 22, 2006
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guidasitis

Having an uncontrollable sexual attraction to or obsession with a specific individual. The condition usually involves inflammation of the genitals, flush cheeks and appearance similar to arousal when in the vicinity of the individual or when thinking of the individual. Time away from the individual can cause depression or constant distraction. Treatments include avoidance and hypnosis. There is no known cure.
Did you see how Vicki was all over Andy last night? She has a bad case of guidasitis.
by DoctorTrax July 13, 2011
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