Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.

by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011

Gravity Surge

-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.

-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.

-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.

{At a bar}

Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.

{Watching TV}

Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.

by HENDAJ December 13, 2012

Gravity Peel

The act of lifting or adjusting ones leg in an attempt to unnoticeably allow ones sweaty balls to peel from their leg.

Person 1: "Woah, that dude is totally doing the gravity peel."

Person 2: "Well, it is hot in here."

by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014

gravity's problem

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017

gravity spikes

An overpowered weapon seem mostly in call of duty black ops 3 that has the ruin class scream loudly while slamming to spikes into the ground that obliterate targets

GuyA:Oh shite he has gravity spikes.

GuyB:don't worry we will shoot him!

Loud scream and explosion

Kill streak!!

by The definitive answer July 8, 2017

Gravity Falls Disorder

When fans of a series demand a direct continuation to a story despite it not making sense for that specific story(e.g., the story has already come to a conclusion, it was purposefully left open-ended for fan interpretation, the creator is not interested, etc.).

Names after the Disney animated show Gravity Falls, which was always intended to have two seasons according to Alex Hirsch. Despite that, many fans have been hounding him for a third season to this very day.

"A lot of OMORI fans suffer from Gravity Falls Disorder due to the game's purposefully vague ending scenes, even though a direct sequel wouldn't work, at least not in the form of a video game."

by mighty-guard October 11, 2023

gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.

I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.

by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007