judging Granados

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.

Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!

by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009

hippy grenade

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.

AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.

by Mark March 21, 2005

Pubic Grenade

Similar to a Frag Grenade. However, upon the explosion, some random person pubes fly all over. Usually made out of tennis balls, compressed gass, and pubic hair.

Dude, let me throw that Pubic Grenade.
I got hit by a pubic Grenade.

by KansukeKojima November 24, 2006

Jager Grenade

A Jager Grenade is a variation on a Jager Bomb. It consist's of a glass of Red Bull or Monster (Like a Jager Bomb) and two tall shot glasses. One of Jager and the other being either Sambuca or Tequila. The two shots are rested next to each other over the Red Bull. You can then do one of two things. Either "pull the pin" by doing the Sambuca or Tequila shot and then downing the remaining Jager Bomb. Or you can pour both shots in to the Red Bull then down the Red Bull with both shots in it. The 2nd being preferred when you are in a busy bar and drinks get knocked over.

You: Can we get two Jager Grenades?
Bar: Sure, Sambuca or Tequila?
You: Sambuca

by Kyle93 October 25, 2012

jumping on the grenade

When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns

"Man I ain't jumping on the grenade this timn. I did it last time"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

plasma grenade

The ugly ass girl of the bunch that thinks she has a chance and will stalk, until she is either diffused or explodes.

That plasma grenade was following my boy around all night, tryin to mack. We knew she had to be diffused before she blew up.

by war_wonton November 17, 2010

Grenade Launcher

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.

by milty08204 January 8, 2010