GP

Giraffe Pussy; usually used to describe an object that is excessively expensive.

I'll never drive a Bentley. They're high as GP.

by J December 2, 2003

GPS-tard

Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.

"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."

"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK

by brawnylicious July 14, 2009

iPhone GP

GP stands for Gray Powell the guy who got drunk and lost the latest (2010) iPhone prototype. Major tech sites got hold of the piece somehow, ripped it apart and splashed its pictures all over the internet

Did you check out the video of iPhone GP ? its cool, I'll buy one this June.

by SysErr May 13, 2010

Facebook-GPS

A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.

Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!

by TvIsDeath June 10, 2009

GPS

Gross Poon Syndrome

I was getting it on with this chick and I came across her GPS and just couldn't do it.

by DickRay October 18, 2008

Anal Gps

The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.

Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"

by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011

GPS lemming

-noun
an automobile operator who follows his GPS so religiously that he ignores outside information that the GPS is unaware of, such as street closings or other cars being in the way. Often, such as after leaving a sporting event near a large highway with construction, they create packs of cars that generally impede the progress of other drivers.

That GPS lemming cut me off just to slam on his brakes when he realized the road was closed.

by Charlie Shilling December 9, 2008