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These fine people that dedicate their spare time and effort, tirelessly deleting messages that wouldn't offend a two year old.
Irratable, cranky, constantly afflicted with the condition known as sand in your vagina-itis, they seek to do nothing more and nothing less than ruining jokes, deleting stories, and violating little children with large phallic objects.

How do you become a GameFAQs moderator?
Well, here's what you need:
1. An account older than two years with a clean moderation record. Basically, you must have an account where you basically post "hi" once a month for two years.

2. A unending desire to narc on strangers.

3. Unending loyalty to a flawed, inherently racist code of laws. Read the rules. The moderators can delete any message for any reason whatsoever. It's true. You can read ever rule and follow them to the letter, but you'll still get moderated.

4. You must be a person that derives joy from ruining the fun of others. This is probably the most important rule.

5. A total of twelve smirf or similar services t0 CjayC, owner and sell-out-er of GameFAQs. Also note that you must forever refer to him as Master, and must wear a gimp mask to look especially imposing.
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"Dude, I just got modded for asking a simple question!"
"What'd you ask?"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
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"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"

Moderator: Wow. This is fun. Maybe I should go murder some orphans and violate their corpses. Wait, no. That's what we did yesterday.
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The eye game

1) In a large crowd, a male tries to make eye and sustain eye contact with a girl. On the third look, the male makes a seductive face to acknowledge the female and let her know he's interested

2) Eye raping a girl
An italian: You see that girl over there, she's sexy.
A nerdy asian: You're so full of yourself. You can't get shit
An italian: Watch me. I'll just play the eye game
A nerdy asian: Good luck faggot. I'll commit the robbery
by Demonte Jones October 21, 2010
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smoked out the game

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."
Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."
by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008
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I got game

A. men and women relationship / courting - Game is your ability to flirt or hit on a member of the opposite sex, with style, class, tact, attitude, and charm

B. Got skills in general or good in playing sport
A. men and women relationship / courting

1 . If a girl says that guy "has" game, or he says "I got game", it probably means he has qualities such as suave, attractive, experienced, or charm.

2. If a guy says "you got game", it could mean you are attractive, cute and you have him in control and he likes you.

and same the other way around.

3. If a girl says that guy "is" game, it means he is available, single/looking, or a possibility.

B. Got skills in general or good in playing sport

1. When someone says "That guy's got game", it can mean he has skill, talent, or ability.

2. When someone says "It is game" or "i am game", it could mean he is ready; he is up for it; he is willing to do it.

3. when someone says " he got game", it could mean it is he could play basketball.
by metal space April 24, 2013
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Game Of Throned

To watch many episodes of Game of Thrones, following/investing in a noble character's rise to a climactic moment in the storyline, only to see their fate completely ruined within 30 seconds by a sudden, random and unforseen turn of events.
"Wow, for the 6th time now, I was totally Game of Throned by that character I love being killed unexpectedly, in the most shocking way possible, just as he/she was about to do something great…"
by valenti June 2, 2014
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chill game

Originally heard from Aggretsuko, the meaning of Chill Game is your ability to keep calm during a very angering or stress-heavy situation.

Examples:
Your boss just gave you another major project to work on.
Your Essay got deleted while working on it for a week straight.
Your friend accidentally spilled your coffee all over your lap halfway through the heavy work-day.
“Your chill game is something to behold.” -Fenneko; Aggretsuko
by The Sheepster April 27, 2019
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Capling (Drinking Game)

Similar to the spirit of Curling, Capling is played with a beer bottle as a target and beer caps as the objects in play. Each player in a round of Capling is given the opportunity to toss 1 beer cap at the beer bottle with the closest cap to the bottle being the winner. The winner of the round is then allowed to dish out 10 drinks to any of the players, in any variation they choose (eg. losing player #1 must drink all 10). Once a player wins a round of Capling, they are then allowed to relocate the site of the beer bottle and another round begins with the past rounds winner shooting first.

Capling was invented by Jeff Dawidowitz and Mike Wickett in the beautiful city of St. Catharines, Ontario. While Jeff Dawidowitz was the inaugural Capling champion, Mike Wickett has succeeded him in every championship since. Capling has reached the height of its popularity at Silly Sundays - a popular spot to catch a full days schedule of NFL Football.
Game of Capling (Drinking Game) example: Cap #1 lands closer to the bottle than Cap #2 at the end of the round. Therefore person who threw Cap #2 must drink 10.
by Dawidowitz October 27, 2010
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