Osama Bin Gettinany

A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.

FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how 'bout a rimjob you assbreff?

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

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Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

by Loakman420 October 3, 2009

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gettign • gettin it • getting off • getting head • getting bitches • Getting fished • getting jiggy with it • Getting No Bitches • Getting over it • Getting Stuffed

getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.

Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"

by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012

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the turtles are getting curious

The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.

"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."

by Diego August 10, 2003

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A vague description of ones recent actions, usually when catching up with someone. 'Getting around' generally implies going out very often with multiple girls, partying more than most people thought possible, and doing it all without advertising it until someone asks.

Joe: "So, dude, what have you been up to lately?"
Steve: "Oh, you know, getting around. Nothing special."

by RajunCajun March 17, 2009

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