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Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound
Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.
by Ry the don January 8, 2022
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Prime Furniture

Prime Furniture is the best furniture store in Hong Kong.
by Prime Ent. November 17, 2025
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human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.
He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.
by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023
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chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.
After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture
by medicneballer April 26, 2019
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