by Mr. Fartowsky November 5, 2019
Get the fuckstick smackmuffermug. 
Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
Get the Fuckstickmug. 
the act of being a hooligan and committing petty social grievances, asshole, funny guy, pain in the ass
Hey fuckstick! Make yourself useful.
He was wasted and high and acting like a fuckstick.
So this fuckstick walks up to my girlfriend and humps her leg!
He was wasted and high and acting like a fuckstick.
So this fuckstick walks up to my girlfriend and humps her leg!
by digitaLife March 12, 2011
Get the fuckstickmug. A user, wanna be finesser, who thinks he can woo a person, place, or thing in a subtle manner in one shot. One who lies pathologically. A person who will swear on his Mama's life, knowing she's a Christian or Bible Tote, or anyone's life for that matter, because he or she loves nothing. The Undesirable, the wicked, the motherfucker you should distance yourself from. One who cares nothing about their personal hygiene. An idiot, who always does fuck shit and who will tie you up for ransom.
by Stoplynn January 4, 2023
Get the fuckstickmug. The upgraded version of fuckwit. The fuckstick is an organism capable of acquiring a basic understanding of the world, yet, is unable to communicate beyond questions so shallow they answer themselves.
Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”
by All Knowing Thundercunticus January 17, 2024
Get the Fuckstickmug.