Food Doobie

A burrito.

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.

by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012

Food Shelf

Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!

This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!

Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!

Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...

As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!

Laughter.

by Bezzy March 31, 2013

food freak

Someone who is purely obsessed with food and all they ever do is talk about it.

Lisa: I love every type of food like burgers,pizzas,pasta,chicken,salads and the list goes on

Jones: Lisa stop, your such a food freak

by Pharaohs12452 December 20, 2017

Foodclart

A particularly greedy pig who won't stop moaning until they get food of some kind.

If you want me to buy you that corndog then ask nicely, you foodclart!

by herbiearmstrong February 8, 2021

Chloe flood

a fat slag who is an inbred she takes the piss out of people only because she has no friends except the horse on her gypsy

site. she lives with her mum who is on benefits in their 1 bedroom caravan which BTW she cant even fit on the toilet also through the front door.
she calls people gay only because she cant get any cock except from her dad who abuses her.

Chloe flood is an inbred

by FAT SLAG AND SKINNY SKET March 20, 2018

Post Food Anger

Post Food Anger or PFA is a disease that causes the victim to turn to violence after the victim ingests any type of food (chocolate muffins, chicken sandwiches, pizza, etc.). There are certain stages to Post Food Anger such as swearing, changing the subject of the conversation, denial, getting up and leaving, silence, making stupid faces for attention, and acceptance.

The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.

Student 1: Wow isn't lunch wonderful today!

Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!

Student 3: F*ck you guys.

Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.

by CitrusMBD May 7, 2012

Johnstown Flood

A college prank that probably has other names. Most commonly played in college dorms. The act of filling a trash can about halfway with water. Then you lean said trash can against a door. Knock on the door and run like hell. When the sucker goes to open the door, they get the onslaught of the water, going everywhere.

I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history

When you Johnstown Flood someone, don't get caught. The "flood waters" can do some serious damage

Try at your own risk!

by UPJ jack October 17, 2009