In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.
CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
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SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
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SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.
by N_S_C May 18, 2007
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To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.
I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.
My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.
My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.
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Get the Fritzled mug.For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.
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