Skip to main content

Friendzone Yourself

Basically just another way of saying masturbate
You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself
by Bbcnews December 6, 2021
mugGet the Friendzone Yourself mug.

Original Friendzone

A play on the Christian term Original Sin, this refers to the first friendzone. This was in 1540 when King Henry VIII was advised by Sir Thomas Cromwell to marry the Protestant Anne of Cleeves. Henry was displeased with Anne, and although the two married, the marriage was annulled in the same year. Following the annulment, Henry referred to Anne as "beloved sister of the King", which in the modern day roughly translates to "I love you, but more like a sister", a classic line in the world of friendzoning where one is unwilling to let the other down too harshly and thus says they do love them but more like a sibling rather than romantic partner. This term can be used by anyone, regardless of gender.
"I'm being friend zoned so hard. It's worse than the original friendzone."
by Hana26 August 18, 2017
mugGet the Original Friendzone mug.

Voluntary Friendzone

Putting yourself in the friend zone before you make an ass out of yourself
Guy: So Bob, have you made a move on Jessica yet?
Guy #2: Nope I put myself in the voluntary friendzone
by SpicyBlackKid April 19, 2018
mugGet the Voluntary Friendzone mug.

Beyond FriendZone

Is the state of beyond friendzone, basically you are still a friend but you’re so deep in you call it the beyond zone. There is no physical or mental way of getting out of it . That’s what it’s beyond!
Hey Alex I heard Krissy put you on the “beyond friendzone.
by Azodd August 3, 2019
mugGet the Beyond FriendZone mug.

Philadelphia Friendzone

Philadelphia is known as the city of brotherly love. The Philadelphia Friendzone is when you're romantically attracted to your friend but they see you more as a sibling than a possible romantic interest.
I got put in the Philadelphia Friendzone today, man.
That's harsh man. You guys grew up together and everything.
by Kekistani_chieftain October 29, 2021
mugGet the Philadelphia Friendzone mug.

Friendzone

The "friendzone" is indeed a place of Hell on Earth, often for the man who “tries to do the right thing” by being a gentleman and respecting a woman’s choice of who she wants to date.
In the friendzone, he will become her friend when she rejects him because he believes that if he does so, she will eventually recognize what a great guy he is and “come around”. She will want him to be around, her confidant and patsy who she can spend time doing most of the things that she would do with a boyfriend except for those duties that are fulfilled in a sexual manner. She would also like her car fixed, repairs on her house and generally anything that a capable and worthwhile man can do. Why not? He’s usually offering it. Many women know that the reason the man is doing this is because he likes her, which is what pisses off some hetero males and makes them condemn all women as being shallow and selfish bitches. However, this is certainly not true of all women as some fall for the dishonesty of a man who is not sharing his true motives.
In some cases, the man could be a gentleman who truly wants to give her an opportunity to get to know him and how he would treat her if they were otherwise a couple. However, there is often a bigger lie on the man’s part, as he is really being her friend for the ultimate payoff of a romantic relationship and deep down he knows this isn’t likely to happen; yet he continues on behaving otherwise since he believes she is worth the pain and self-sacrifice.
by Old Dust June 8, 2015
mugGet the Friendzone mug.

Friendzone

The friendzone is when a person a likes person b, but is afraid to tell person b because they are good friends and person a doesn't want to lose person be as a friend. common for men.
by swsaaptvissadtrbotdfnsn January 10, 2012
mugGet the Friendzone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email