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On everybody dick

A person who is thirsty, that always needs attention. Someone that is always trying to hang out with others for “clout” or fame
Damn she stay on everybody dick
Damn bro get off my dick
by Thatloverguy19 September 21, 2020
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telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
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Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!
You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3
by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023
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A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"
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Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

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...What?
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023
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Die everybody

When you have a huge grudge against everybody
by Justin juice December 2, 2020
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Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah-ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright (the morning's looking bright)
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
by WorseThanHitler November 15, 2020
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everybody knows

a quote from the movie girl interrupted. this is used when “everybody knows” that to people are having sex
everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you”
by wandasdeadkids September 30, 2022
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