Silent Football

A gentlemans game not to be mentioned except between other gentlemen, and should not be mentioned on "muggle" sites like this

I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football

by Mr. Kroaky September 1, 2010

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

football supporters

An oversize jock strap designed to support the oversize testes of very big men during intense physical exertion.

Unlike soccer players or American football players, rugby players actually need football supporters.

by Nathanial Hawthorne June 28, 2003

american football

a controlled street fight

in american football- trent green gets severely concussed from a hit by robert geathers.
on the street- your ass is in jail

by america, fuck yea October 22, 2006

Boyertown football

One of the most retard football teams in Junior High and Senior High School football. The coaches are completely incompetent, though they think they are good. The team consist of a homosexuell ape, a troll, ,some bilo and kids who take it it to seriously, like miss time to spend with their kid to play. The coaches are the worst of it, they have no idea of what they are fucking doing. They mostly get their plays of of madden. They have no lives what so ever. They make you want to hate football. They think they can win pac 10 championships and when they don't they get pissed at the players for their sucky coaching . One of the kids on the team is fucking one of the coach's wife behind his back

guy1: hey, don't you go to boyertown?
guy2: ya
guy1: do you play Boyertown football?
guy2: hell no. the coaches suck, the only reason why I am on the team is so I can fuck my coaches wife

by NaziWarMachine June 17, 2010

queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?

Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.

by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012

American Football

American Football originates from the English sport of Rugby. It is played between two teams on a field of 100 yards (120 total including the end zones) with a brown oval shaped object called a Football. A team’s objective is to get it’s offense on the field as often as possible (to score) and keep the opponent’s offense off the field when possible, and limit their performance when they are on. Team’s score by driving the ball down the field by running and passing. The most common form of scoring is the touchdown (six points), followed by field goals (3), and (rarely) safeties (2). Immediately following the scoring of a touchdown the scoring team is given the option of performing a two-point conversion (worth 2 points) or the point-after-touchdown (PAT, 1 point). Field goals and PATs are scored by kicking the Football between a tall goal post located behind the end zone. Professional and collegiate games last full 60-minutes while high school games normally run at 48. It’s important to note that due to timeouts and play huddling Football games normally last between 3 and 4 hours.

Critics (normally foreign) seek to compare the playing style of American Football to Rugby. This is inaccurate, however. They are two different sports. While in Football certain positions require significantly larger stature and others do not, virtually all positions in Rugby require relatively large size. Linebackers, Tight Ends, Full Backs and (larger) Quarterbacks are often suitable for Rugby while positions such as Safeties, Half Backs, and Cornerbacks are normally not. Lineman can also suitable for Rugby play but few are. Unlike Rugby, American Football is a strategic sport and hence more importance is placed upon skill in positions. This, along with size differences, is why players rarely play both defense and offense.

Unlike Rugby, by rule, Football play requires one wears protective gear. While in Rugby very large players tend to tackle other very large players, in Football very large players tend to tackle players inferior in size to them which can result in higher rates of injury. In addition to this, turf is becoming increasingly common as a replacement for grass in Football stadiums again reinforcing the necessity for protective gear. Attire includes a hard helmet with facemask, numbered jersey for identification, shoulder and chest pads, tight pants with buttock, knee, and thigh pads, and cleats. Regardless of protective gear, Football has a higher injury rate than Rugby.

It is played on High School, Collegiate, and Professional (namely NFL) levels. Rules are generally the same throughout all levels but differ to varying degrees by league and skill level. American Football’s popularity rages in America overwhelmingly as the most-watched sport, but has failed to catch on in popularity in foreign countries (only Canada has a variation). Because of this, however, it remains a trademark of modern American culture.

Each season the National Football League organizes the most popular American Football teams for five months of hard-hitting action.

by Steagles April 9, 2006