Floof

A very fluffy cute fur-ball of cuteness. Usually a cat or dog but any atrociously cute animal could be considered a floof. Did I mention flooves are super cute. You know you've seen a floof when you go to the animal shelter and want to cuddle with a little puppy or a newborn kitten, those are some examples of adorable flooves. Your new neighbor's ugly chihuahua is NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLOOF! Am I clear? Good.

"Omg look at my new puppy! He's so cute"
"Yeah he's a total floof. So tiny and cute!"

by PotatoChipMaster August 04, 2019

Floof

a friendly and comedic frog who absolutely loves chicken nuggets

floof frog friend bestfriend chickennuggets

by FluffyCows September 21, 2021

floof

Cutesy other name for flowers, when dogs are involved mostly, on Twitter.

The floof just looks like the sun!
The floof smells really nice.

by Floofmeister June 11, 2022

Floof

A T H I C C boi that loves attention and will protecc

Owner: look at u. Ur such a bootiful floof!

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Floof

To spread one’s buttcheeks apart to pass gas without making a fart noise so no one can hear.

My stomach was rumbling on my date last night, so I went into the bathroom and floofed.

by Dazeen April 08, 2018

floof

a floofy critter

The floofy critter ate my banana.

I love floofy critters.

Floofies plurl

by floofcritterlol June 02, 2022

Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.

Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!

by Blowtoot December 03, 2018