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A Max Fleming

This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.

1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.

2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.

3. Ebay is his facebook.

4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.

And that's it Bob's your uncle.
'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'
by Precious12345678 September 29, 2011
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Flemminger

a fucking twat that got raped by a horse
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by nood boy March 22, 2017
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FANNY FLEM

Discharge from the vagina. Normally white in colour.
Stella pulled down her panties to find them filled with fishy fanny flem and buzzing with flies
by Joey February 15, 2005
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Flemingdon Park

This is notoriously the worst neighbourhood in all of Canada with the crime rate going higher everyday it rates 10/10 for police rating which means it's a nightmare for them. It is the most multicultural neighbourhood in North America with over 85% of the people living there being immigrants and refugies. Almost all of those immigrants are from Africa (especially Somalia), and South Asian backround (pakistan, afghanistan, iraq, srilanka, india, etc). It has had a very checkered history of crime such as gang violence, shootings, murders, stabbings, drug deals, robberies, extorsion and many, many more. Recent studies showed that over 75% of the people living there live below the poverty line big time and are starving now from a recent shutdown of a food bank by there. There are many Gangsta rappers living there also who having repping their hood for many years but the biggest ones who have connections with 'The Game' are JB, D-Brown, Sly tha Ryda, Chopz and a few more. The FPC (Flemo Park Crew) includes 6 major gangs including GCP (The most respected and violent street gang in Canada with the most drug deals ever to be made), Stick Up Kids, Flemo Likkle Yoots, Random Act, H-Block Bloodz and H-Block Crips. Other names for Flemingdon Park include Flemo Park and H-Block. In other words, this is a very very dirty ghetto gutter slum poor violent crime neighbourhood.
Tourist: Hi,Im lost and Im not familiar with the Flemindon Park area can you help me get around please?
Gangsta: Ye dawg ill help yo ass. Come n chill at ma place fo a lil.
Tourist: Sure, thank you so much, Flemingdon Park seems like a creat community.
Gangsta: (Bang, bang, bang, bang) ye biaatch talk to the clip, now time to rob yo mafaing ass fo steppin in ma hood.
by kadjiam April 2, 2007
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Did you hear Mike is a Fleming
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Fleming Island High School

School in which really sluty girls and guys attend and give everyone around them STD'S. In addition they are extemely unintellgent and spread there ignorance through peer preasure.
Girl 1: Hi, I'm a dumb blonde can i give you Aids?
Guy 1: Sure, Take it in the ass you dumb bitch!
by God February 19, 2005
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Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice

A delicious concoction of sweet tea, cranberry juice, orange juice, Hawaiian punch, sprite, apples, limes, and oranges invented by Dr. Ryan Fleming, a word renown organic chemist and Peruvian drug lord. It fucks people up. End of story.
"OMG Jenny, when I went to that fRaT PaRtY lAsT nIgHt, i blacked out drinking Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice and got a 28 man train run on me."
by Officer Hamilton Sexington Jr. September 29, 2009
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