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Raggedy Flapjacks

A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.
Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.
by pktoe August 7, 2006
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Carolina Flapjack

A classic sex move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.
All of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship I demonstrated by giving Jody the ol' Carolina Flapjack.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
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Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack
Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
by Derpknight May 1, 2016
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buttery flapjacks

Clapping of ass cheeks on face after the partner cums on the others face
Yo I ate some buttery flapjacks with my girl yesterday.
by ilerminerty May 22, 2015
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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.
Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
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