Directioner.

Directioners, are a special type of boy band fan. They are completely dedicated to the boy band One Direction. It is easy to spot a true directioner as they understand inside jokes, quote One Direction phrases and will go into insane at the mention of there name. You will also find Directions start a conversation with 'VAS HAPPENIN'.

whats bex listening to?
well, she's a "Directioner." so proberly One Direction.

by Pheeebs January 27, 2012

fabrection

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

by Baumbusch March 6, 2008

Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

Directioner

Someone who stands by the band One Direction no matter what. Who would be there to support the boys 100%.It simply does not matter if you weren't there from the start, as long as your there for them till the end. A directioner is a dedicated fan to the British/Irish band One Direction. One Direction consists of bandmates Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. They say that a Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.

Me:I am not obsessed with Niall James Horan from One Direction from Westmeath,Mullingar, Born September 13th at 8:04am at Credit Valley Hospital...

Friend:Clearly you are obsessed with him and you are the biggest directioner I've ever met.

by Hiyaa December 28, 2012

directioners

Hey! sorry I think you meant CLOWNS haha :)

"So Directioners...we're clowning again?"

by im_a_bit_loco July 23, 2020

Directioner

A fan of the british irish boyband one direction.A fandom which 90% consists of overly-obsesses fangirls who go to creepy stalker-ish lengths to know everything about their precious band.9% are normal fangirls who WILL have common sense and not know every thing they've ever heard,seen,and,said.But regardless they love those 5 sexy beasts.1% are guys who admire them and are,surprisingly not homosexual.These people overall have a war with beliebers,wanted fans,and any other fanbase against their own.

You:OMG HARRY JUST FOLLOWED ME.
You're beliber friend:Do i look like i care.
you:i am going to kill you and that girl you worship.
the other: he's a BOY.
you: at least you can tell mine is....
the other:directioners...

by A real directioners January 13, 2013

Directioners

If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.

Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.

See, those Directioners are awesome

by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011