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tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.
Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.
by Professor Krut August 27, 2013
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Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.
Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!
by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014
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Jesus Fisting

Fisting somebody with a Jesus Fist while screaming "Jesus take the wheel"
by Rexoto July 10, 2014
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Radio fitting

When you're late to class because you were partaking in intercourse with your partner.
Wheres jake? whys he late?
Ohhh yeah he was doing a radio fitting
by jamesbond2007 October 5, 2017
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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
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